[MISSION LOG: 2025AFTRKRHK-MARS]

BEEP. BEEP. BEEEEEP...

STATUS: SIGNAL LOST — MARS CONNECTION DOWN.  

REPORT: ONE OF OUR SPACE PIRATES HAS DEPARTED BEYOND THE GALAXY TO LOCATE AND REPAIR THE SIGNAL TRANSMITTER.  

ACTION: SYSTEMS IN STANDBY MODE. PREPARING FOR REBOOT AND RECONNECTION.

LOG END — STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT TRANSMISSION.